Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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• Is your business struggling? Get tips from Juande Ramos
• Liverpool sell their slowest player for £30 million
• Portsmouth duo in drunken hotel brawl
• Managers banned from talking about appointment of referees. Spoonerisms are the answer!
• Video: Tackled by the corner flag
• Peter Ndlovu allegedly beats up his girlfriend

Is your business struggling? Get tips from Juande Ramos Posted: 05 Aug 2009 03:22 AM PDT Former Spurs boss wants to get your company back on track If OTP had to choose the meaning of the Juande Ramos Method we would plump for a little-known trance act comprising Arsene Wenger and Pat Rice or an obscure contraceptive technique. Sadly, it is neither of these things but the title of a new business [...]

Liverpool sell their slowest player for £30 million Posted: 05 Aug 2009 02:36 AM PDT Farewell, Xabi Alonso, you self-confessed snail Good work in the transfer window by Rafa Benitez, if you believe Xabi Alonso. According to this interview he gave on the Liverpool squad last season, the Reds have managed to offload their worst trainer and their slowest player so far this summer.

Portsmouth duo in drunken hotel brawl Posted: 05 Aug 2009 02:22 AM PDT Pompey pair invent hotel wardrobe rail jousting Portsmouth’s David Nugent and Marc Wilson were sent home from the club’s pre-season tour of Portugal last week after a drunken fight in a hotel corridor. Armed with clothes rails from their wardrobes, the drunken duo squared up to each other at 5am on Sunday at the four-star Villa [...]

Managers banned from talking about appointment of referees. Spoonerisms are the answer! Posted: 05 Aug 2009 02:08 AM PDT Bosses gagged over match official mind-games Managers who pass comment on the appointment of referees to their matches before the game will now face disciplinary action. The FA has announced it has extended its rules to prevent coaches engaging in mind-games with referees before matches. An FA statement read: “Any media comments relating to appointed match officials [...]

Video: Tackled by the corner flag Posted: 04 Aug 2009 08:35 AM PDT Flag foul Corinthians’ Boquita was hoping to take a quick corner, but he had not counted on a cynical trip by the corner flag to stop him in his tracks. Spotted on 101GG

Peter Ndlovu allegedly beats up his girlfriend Posted: 04 Aug 2009 08:19 AM PDT Ex-Coventry striker now gets his kicks by punching women Former Premier League star (well, former Premier League player with memorable surname who scored a couple of decent goals, at least) Peter Ndlovu has been arrested for allegedly beating up his girlfriend. The ex-Coventry, Birmingham, Huddersfield and Sheffield United striker was arrested in South Africa after a [...]

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