Friday, August 14, 2009
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- Landon Donovan gets swine flu
- Guus Hiddink finds the perfect rebound from Chelsea
- The Sun rewrites Gareth Barry transfer saga with alternative ending
- Blackburn to ‘kick lumps out’ of Manchester City
- Arsene Wenger admits he sometimes sees the things he says he doesn’t see
- Top 15 fictional footballer Facebook updates
| Posted: 14 Aug 2009 06:08 AM PDT Landycakes takes to his sick bed USA star Landon Donovan has been struck down with swine flu. But since he was well enough to report this to the media himself we suspect he will be back keeping David Beckham in check before too long. Donovan gave American xenophobes a field day by receiving his diagnosis the day [...]
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| Guus Hiddink finds the perfect rebound from Chelsea Posted: 14 Aug 2009 05:17 AM PDT How would you fill the sudden gaping lack of girly footballers in your life? Poor Guus Hiddink has been missing life at Chelsea. The sight of Didier Drogba straightening his hair after training, Frank Lampard topping up his fake tan and John Terry doing his nails has been missing from the Dutchman’s daily existence. But he [...]
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| The Sun rewrites Gareth Barry transfer saga with alternative ending Posted: 14 Aug 2009 02:45 AM PDT Red top thinks England star joined Reds Contrary to what you might read on Facebook, according to The Sun Gareth Barry doesn’t love money. He loves Champions League football, making Spanish friends and stepping into Xabi Alonso’s boots. Thanks to OTP reader Benny Smyth for spotting this.
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| Blackburn to ‘kick lumps out’ of Manchester City Posted: 14 Aug 2009 01:40 AM PDT David Dunn says Rovers will cut Citeh stars down to size The Premier League kicks off again tomorrow and it seems that living up to cliches is so in this season. Firstly we had Arsene Wenger proudly confirming that he does see what he doesn’t see and now Blackburn Rovers are freely admitting that their tactics [...]
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| Arsene Wenger admits he sometimes sees the things he says he doesn’t see Posted: 14 Aug 2009 01:21 AM PDT Arsenal boss is not partially sighted after all, just a liar Arsene Wenger has finally admitted that his well-worn ‘I didn’t see eet’ routine is an act put on to protect his players. OTP has long suspected that Wenger’s view could not have been blocked for every single foul ever committed by an Arsenal player. The [...]
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| Top 15 fictional footballer Facebook updates Posted: 14 Aug 2009 12:37 AM PDT New season social networking gags 1. Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown’s friend request Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown’s friend request Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown’s friend request 2. Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago Alexander Song Billong likes this Visakri Diaby likes this Denilson likes this 3. Joleon Lescott [...]
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