Thursday, August 20, 2009
SEC Football Blogger |
- My Week One SEC Five Star Lock of the Week.
- Patricia Heaton Throws Ohio State Under The Bus, And Fails Video
- Tennessee shocks the world twice this season
- Bryce Brown pulls a Bruce Bowen on Lane Kiffin
- Bobby Bowden: Charlie Ward Better Than Tim Tebow
| My Week One SEC Five Star Lock of the Week. Posted: 20 Aug 2009 04:30 PM PDT My Week One SEC Five Star Lock of the Week. Now this is for entertainment purposes only, because I’m usually hack as a prognosticator. But this is a lock. A stone cold, lead-pipe, Mead five star first gear of a lock. You will thank me for this suggestion. Take Florida. And lay 63 points. It will be the easiest money you will ever make. I know what you’re saying. This is the single largest point spread since Jimmy the Greek took odds on Tony Spilotro versus seven mobsters in a cornfield. But here’s the thing. Charleston Southern? They’ve lost a lot from a decent team in the Big South Conference. They’ve just recently named their quarterback. And he’s a guy who transferred from Savannah State because he wasn’t getting any playing time. It’s a rebuilding program. It’s a program that is looking for any talent that it can get. I mean, you yourself can get a look from the Bucs if you’re so inclined. (And if you need a defensive tackle with a bad back and knees? Hey.) But you have a roster of 75 of the best athletes in football. You have a line that seems ripe for a cover. Take the favorite. Lay the points. |
| Patricia Heaton Throws Ohio State Under The Bus, And Fails Video Posted: 20 Aug 2009 11:36 AM PDT Patricia Heaton Throws Ohio State Under The Bus, And Fails Video. Here in SEC country you are taught that if you don’t have anything nice to say, then you don’t need to say anything at all. The exceptions are Notre Dame, Ohio State, Florida State, USC, and pretty much anyone that’s not from around these parts. Here we see Patricia Heaton doing the Ohio State bashing herself, and then she fails at math. Ouch! |
| Tennessee shocks the world twice this season Posted: 20 Aug 2009 11:06 AM PDT Tennessee shocks the world twice this season. To figure out the punchline to this statement and others, go to Pyle of List for their Half Truth College Football Predictions. Unrelated news: Tony Barnhart says Fulmer wants back in coaching, so that is a great excuse to use this pic again.
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| Bryce Brown pulls a Bruce Bowen on Lane Kiffin Posted: 20 Aug 2009 10:07 AM PDT Bryce Brown pulls a Bruce Bowen on Lane Kiffin. Bryce Brown is currently ineligible to play for the NCAA. This is a kick in the face to Lane Kiffin and the Vols fans that were looking forward to seeing Bryce in Vol Orange. Thus the absolutely hilarious post title and pic below.
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| Bobby Bowden: Charlie Ward Better Than Tim Tebow Posted: 20 Aug 2009 09:31 AM PDT Bobby Bowden: Charlie Ward Better Than Tim Tebow. In the words of Denzel Washington, from his outstanding role in ‘Remember The Titans’, Coach Bobby Bowden “You gots to be outside your mind!“. I agree with FanIQ. This is proof that Booby Bowden needs to retire. I have said this several times on this blog and other places, Tim Tebow is the best QB to ever play college football. Now Bobby B says that Timmy T might not even be the best QB to come out of Florida. Bowden: "People keep asking me about Tebow. You know, is he the best ever? I don't know if he's better than Charlie. I don't think he runs better than Charlie. I don't think he throws better than Charlie. And Charlie only played two years for us." Here are a few stats, and remember that Tebow has another year left to play.
Tebow still has a year to go, and he far eclipses Ward’s numbers. You might say that Ward only played 2 years, but Tebow only played 2 full years. He came off the bench just for running in his Freshman year. I’ll put it this way, if Bobby Bowden made this statement at your local water cooler at work, he would be banned from all future speaking arrangements at said water cooler, even Tallahassee Florida water coolers. Hat Tip Orlando Sentinel. Also see EDSBS.
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