Thursday, August 27, 2009

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Posted: 27 Aug 2009 10:09 AM PDT

“What Would Tim Tebow Do” Day Canceled. A minor league team in Florida was going to have a “What Would Tim Tebow Do” promotion. This is what it consisted of

Promise rings given out to all fans.
Coaches getting out of jams by asking themselves “What would Tim Tebow do?”
A jump-pass to the catcher as the ceremonial first pitch.
A mock circumcision celebrating his missionary work.
A local construction worker named “Timothy Tebo” attempting to walk on water.

I am sure they would have conducted the “mock circumcision” with the utmost of class, but they had to nix it due to the NCAA not wanting Tebow’s name being used. They had to changed it to “What Would T.T. Do” day. The name changed but the hilarity will still ensue. Every proud parent that goes to the event with their children will still help convey the same message.

“Having any form a moral fiber or religious conviction is something to be made fun of!”

Hat tip Extra Mustard via TimTeblog.

Bryce Brown is Eligible.

Posted: 26 Aug 2009 06:37 PM PDT

Bryce Brown is Eligible.

After a hard luck summer filled with injury and controversy, Tennessee has found themselves a reason to breathe easy. For the 10th grade bus trip of Bryce Brown that forced Lane Kiffin to pull him off the field, has been cleared of wrongdoing. Theretofore, the greatest five star prospect since Terrelle Pryor and his thermonuclear powered legs will be able to see the field. And unless you’re Montario Hardesty? People are all up in that excitement!

WHOO! ROCKY TOP! And whatnot.

So unless you’re like me, you can go ahead and sing Rocky Top, Vols Nation. Sing loud and sing proud. The man who is allowing you to dream dreams of a National Championship will be read from day one is here. And you can consider SEC defenses on notice. It’s all good.

Especially now that you have Brian Butler as a key booster. He’s just the sort of person you’re thrilled about winnowing their way into your program, like J.T. Walsh did in Blue Chips.

But without all that well-acted menace.

Credit: Rocky Top Talk

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