Wednesday, September 9, 2009

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I’m still unimpressed by Eric Berry. Posted: 08 Sep 2009 07:09 PM PDT I’m still unimpressed by Eric Berry. Okay, slow down Rocky Top. I’m not talking about the on-field exploits of Eric Berry. He’s 300 percent awesome as a center fielder. Now that being said? I have a parody song pro tip. If you’re going to make a parody song? You need match up syllables. Examples? A parody of “Beat It” would be nowhere near as awesome if it was called anything but “Eat It.” And “Riding Dirty?”A parody would be blunted with more or less than 4 syllables. See: White and Nerdy. Into this breach steps the Eric Berry for Heisman campaign. I cannot allow myself to support this insurgent campaign for failing to follow the rules of parody. That’s just science. H/T: Team Speed Kills

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