I don’t know much about the SEC (but I will take a guess)
I beleive it was Rowdy Roddy Piper who said “just when they think they know the answers, I change the questions.” Now this week was not as cataclysmic as when LSU got shocked by team McFadden-Jones in 07. But then again? Nobody was stealing JaMarcus Russell jokes and using them to insult Jonathan Crompton.
Or was that just me?
Anyway…here’s a list of all the teams, I will try and bring the funny.
Vanderbilt: You lost to Army. Army! You think Vanderbilt is that bad? And yet, they prove to get worse. Mississippi State: The most fun you can have watching a bad football team comes from Team Cowbell. I mean, look at what I…I mean EDSBS found…
Kentucky: A remarkably scrappy performance. It’s not as if South Carolina was playing bad, per se. But if Trevard Lindley was healthy? They would have won. Of course now Mike Hartline may be hurt. And Will Fidler? He may be nothing more than a poor man’s Jay Fiedler. Georgia: When you make Jonathan Crompton look this good? The transitive properties of small sample size mean you’ve played a game that Western Kentucky could have contended in. And the Red Drink isn’t exactly going to win a football game this year. Fun fact: Joe Cox only strikes at night. Auburn: The downside? They no-showed for a half. The upside? They showed a lot of heart in even closing the gap. Arkansas isn’t exactly a place that’s fun if you aren’t in one of those wacky uniforms with the pigs with horns. Arkansas: Beloved tiny running back Michael Smith got hurt in the third quarter. The Bobby Petrino supersystem is scared and wants to see the next job. Ryan Mallet couldn’t throw for 300 yards. I mean he sucks now. At least he kind of does. South Carolina: Stephen Garcia has a solid core competency level. This is a big help. That being said? This week they travel to Tuscaloosa. That’s not so much. It was a big game by Alshon Jeffrey this week. FRESHMAN SENSATIONAL! Tennessee: Conspiracy theory. Lane Kiffin secretly replaced Jonathan Crompton with Folgers Crystals. Or Erik Ainge. That could not have been Jonathan Crompton. Ole Miss: Yeah, they kind of suck. I mean it looks as if Jevan Snead was secretly replaced by Big Ten Quarterback/Ginger Todd Boeckman. And because of that? There is a dark scenario where they only win three games the rest of the way. LSU: Looks like that Miles boy got to eat some crow from his OC named Crowton. YEEEEEE-HAH! Alabama: On a collision course with Florida. And if Gary Danielson has his way? They’ll go again in Pasadena. (Because a one-loss SEC team is better than Cincinnati. Not saying I don’t disagree.) Florida: I hope Urban feels good that he risked the health of Tebow for a game that Brantley could have managed and the defense could have won. Concussions are no joke, and you risk Tebow’s quality of life for a game.
Wait? Joe Adams had a stroke and practiced the next day? Bobby Petrino cleared him?
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