| Shouldn’t I know more about the SEC by now? Posted: 26 Oct 2009 08:03 AM PDT Shouldn’t I know more about the SEC by now? I mean, by now, you should know the narrative for every team, right? And yet? We’re going on to Halloween and we do not see just how every team is doing their business. Or am I just thinking like an ESPN based pundit? Find out as we go down the road. Vanderbilt: If they were an X-Box? They would be in the Red Ring of Death. Larry Smith’s incompletions are hotter than a dragon’s breath.
Mississippi State: Not to say that they would have beaten Florida? It still should have been 16-13 and everybody should have roundly mocked Dustin Doe for his Leon Lett impression. But Dan Mullen should be able to build on this as he gets his guys in.
Auburn: Tiiiiiiiiimber! Not to sound flip, but there is a distinct possibility that the Tigers might not win but one more game this year.
Arkansas: Did the Florida game break them? If a winless Mid-American team travels to Fayetteville and they don’t lose by 40? I will be inclined to agree with the premise I just made up.
Kentucky: The preseason triad of Jarmon, Johnson, and Lindley may be gone for a couple of weeks. It is the easiest part of their schedule, but the margin for error is gone. And if Randall Cobb’s back acts up again? Disaster.
Georgia: With the way Florida is playing and the way Georgia can play? A season can be saved at the Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.
Tennessee: Lane could have run three four more plays and had the ball close. I know that Crompton can be Crompton, but in the grand scheme of things? You’ve got a kicker who’s more Crompton than Crompton on the day. I know it sounds crazy, but the default setting is to play conventionally. And when you fail that? You deserve the second guess for your wild ideas.
Ole Miss: Dexter McCluster is a cyborg. A delightfully tiny cyborg.
South Carolina: A close win. But if they can get the next two weeks? It will be the single greatest year in South Carolina’s history. But there could still yet be disaster.
LSU: Oh hi? Welcome back to the possibility of being the contenders in the SEC West. We missed you.
Florida: You need to stop screwing around. You’re screwing around too much. You’re reminding people of a Big 10 school. You want that? Huh?
Alabama: And don’t think I’ve forgetten about you. If it wasn’t for the Man Beast Terrence Cody? You would have lost to Tennessee. Greg McElroy is more Crompton than Crompton. 
I know, it’s nuts, right? Right? 
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