| Apparently, the SEC controversies are about to disappear. (And other things we know). Posted: 10 Nov 2009 01:59 PM PST Apparently, the SEC controversies are about to disappear. We know all about how Patrick Peterson got one foot down and had an obvious pick called out because of some inexplicable reason. (Though you notice how all of the bad calls went against teams playing Florida or Alabama with one notable exception? Maybe Mike Silve is Gulf Coast for David Stern). But we have a situation where Florida and Alabama have two weak schedules finishing out. Odds are that they will get a chance at a BCS Championship game. Neither team looks completely worthy. But hey? Free money. Anyway… Florida: I’m more angry at Alabama than I am with you, right now. Enjoy my benevolence.
Alabama: I have nothing nice to say to you. You’re a favored son and are playing UT-Chatanooga a week from Saturday. I am actively rooting for you to lose. LOSE! Have you lost yet? COME ON!
LSU: You know what’s the saddest thing of all? If you beat Florida, you would have had all these ridiculous calls go your way. Let that rock you to sleep, Les Miles.
Tennessee You look to be on a collision course with my local college football team in one of those brand name bowls in Florida that I’m never up for.
Auburn: They better overpay for Gus Malzahn to keep him around next year. Because he has this team at the very least frisky, and with two weeks to prepare for Alabama? The Rn Bowl is going to be delightfully messy.
Ole Miss: I cannot fake any enthusiasm for this team. You beat Northern Arizona. You get an internet cookie.
Georgia: Furman got 31 on Auburn. Maybe in the second half you can finally find your offense? Just in time for Kentucky! Whoo!
South Carolina: Who would have though this collapse is something related to a poor running game? I know I wouldn’t. They really need Mississippi State to not get bowl eligible to save their season.
Arkansas: There’s a shot at winning out for this team. I know it’s not much, but 7-4 going into LSU is something that you can call a success. Should have been 8-3, but it’s a new dawn and a new day going into 2010.
Kentucky: It doesn’t matter how ugly of a win this could be, you just have to win to get to bowl eligible. A 3-2 win is equal to bowl eligibility.
Mississippi State: Hopefully, you are prepared to be right screwerd again this week if Alabama pulls up and you make interesting. I mean it. You’re not going to win. Sorry about your luck.
Vanderbilt: You can murder the hopes and dreams of all seven UK faithful who aren’t busy riding John “Paul” Wall’s jock. That’s all the hope you’ve got left. |
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