Thursday, January 7, 2010
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- Nouveau cliche: “A free-kick in David Beckham territory.”
- Football Lookalikes: Mark Clattenburg and Bear Grylls
- TalkSPORT’s spoof of the Jamie and Louise Redknapp advert for Thomas Cook
- Liberal Democrats drag Chelsea star into ID card debate
- David Beckham’s comedy Italian accent is back. RESULT!
- Video: Inter Milan’s Cristian Chivu fractures his skull
| Nouveau cliche: “A free-kick in David Beckham territory.” Posted: 07 Jan 2010 05:08 AM PST Becks has quite a lot of territory To celebrate David Beckham’s return from blackhole MLS, we are continuing our Nouveau cliche feature with a suggestion from OTP reader Dave Macbeth. His most irritating new football cliche is ‘David Beckham territory’. As far as he can tell, the average commentator believes Beckham territory (also known as the [...]
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| Football Lookalikes: Mark Clattenburg and Bear Grylls Posted: 07 Jan 2010 02:33 AM PST Man who beats nature looks like man who beats baldness Premier League referee Mark Clattenburg is so passionate about his post-football career as a Bear Grylls impersonator that he had a hair transplant just to maintain the resemblance. And OTP reader Matt Fairgrieve is so passionate about this lookalike that he emailed about it twice! Cheers, Matt. [...]
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| TalkSPORT’s spoof of the Jamie and Louise Redknapp advert for Thomas Cook Posted: 07 Jan 2010 01:44 AM PST We all regretted it Yesterday we blighted you with the real thing. Now we can bring you talkSPORT’s reworking of the advert that is sure to make you cringe. Spotted on 101GG
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| Liberal Democrats drag Chelsea star into ID card debate Posted: 07 Jan 2010 12:40 AM PST It’s a f***ing disgrace! Liberal Democrat shadow home secretary Chris Huhne has put Didier Drogba at the centre of immigration policy. The politician name-checked the Chelsea striker as he responded to Home Office plans that skilled migrants will have to apply an identity card when their current visa expires. That includes footballers. Huhne said: "Making Didier Drogba [...]
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| David Beckham’s comedy Italian accent is back. RESULT! Posted: 06 Jan 2010 04:04 PM PST No-er, it’s-er David-er Beckham-er For someone who is used to littering his interviews with ‘erms’, adding an ‘er’ suffix to every word probably comes quite easily. On the pitch, Becks was far more assured as he put in a very impressive 76-minute shift on his return to AC Milan as they ran out 5-2 winners against Genoa. [...]
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| Video: Inter Milan’s Cristian Chivu fractures his skull Posted: 06 Jan 2010 03:30 PM PST Serie A-aaaagh! Inter Milan defender Cristian Chivu is in hospital and requires an operation after fracturing his skull in a clash of heads with Chievo’s Sergio Pellissier. The Romanian will require an operation. Inter boss Jose Mourinho said: “I hope he will be back as soon as possible, but I think he will be out of action [...]
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