Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Off The Post

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• Patrice Evra - not the sharpest knife in the drawer
• Carlo Ancelotti finds Match of the Day punditry a breath of fresh air
• Control naked Gary Lineker as he goes delivering crisps
• Video: Paul Scholes’ sweetly struck two-legged finish against AC Milan
• GIF It: Patrick Vieira kicks Glenn Whelan in the balls

Patrice Evra - not the sharpest knife in the drawer Posted: 17 Feb 2010 02:38 AM PST How not to congratulate your team-mate on his two HEADED goals It is hardly a footballing secret that Patrice Evra is as daft as a brush. Nonetheless, deciding to roll out the shoe shine celebration when Wayne Rooney’s two goals did not involve so much as a scuff on his boots is still pretty funny. A pointer [...]

Carlo Ancelotti finds Match of the Day punditry a breath of fresh air Posted: 17 Feb 2010 01:55 AM PST Chelsea boss sings praises of Beeb highlights institution Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti has revealed he loves Match of the Day because it is less cynical than Italian football shows. It seems Ancelotti loves nothing better than kicking back to watch Gary Lineker roll out his latest puns, Alan Hansen and his ever-shrinking eyebrows reel off his [...]

Control naked Gary Lineker as he goes delivering crisps Posted: 17 Feb 2010 01:45 AM PST Of course your boss will approve! When he is not presented Carlo Ancelotti’s favourite TV programme, Gary Lineker is walking around in 2D naked on the hunt for his favourite crisps and delivering packets to the nation.

Video: Paul Scholes’ sweetly struck two-legged finish against AC Milan Posted: 17 Feb 2010 01:00 AM PST Don’t try this at home, kids This is the result of years and years of top-level football training and being born with the capability to do this sort of thing. A fluke? Of course not. Paul Scholes clearly scuffs the ball up with his right foot to buy himself the yard of space he needs to [...]

GIF It: Patrick Vieira kicks Glenn Whelan in the balls Posted: 17 Feb 2010 12:49 AM PST Pat to the future Manchester City midfielder Patrick Vieira signalled he is settling back in to life in the Premier League with his first nasty foul. The Frenchman planted his studs into Stoke midfielder Glenn Whelan’s nuts in a petulant challenge. Arsene Wenger said: “I did not see the incident because… oh, nothing to do with me [...]

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