Tuesday, June 22, 2010
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- Lionel Messi discovers little-known band called Oasis during World Cup
- England show fear in the World Cup
- Top five conclusions: Spain 2-0 Honduras
- Spain’s plan to avoid France meltdown
- Top five conclusions: Portugal 7-0 North Korea
- Terry Butcher thinks Lionel Messi is better than Wayne Rooney
| Lionel Messi discovers little-known band called Oasis during World Cup Posted: 22 Jun 2010 03:38 AM PDT Argentina squad gutted to discover band’s split Lionel Messi has broadened his musical horizons during the World Cup after finding out about an exciting new band called Oasis! And Messi and his team-mates have offered the Gallagher brothers a blank cheque to reform and play at a celebration party if Argentina win the World Cup. Messi said: [...]
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| England show fear in the World Cup Posted: 22 Jun 2010 03:19 AM PDT After Slovenia and the USA drew 2-2 earlier on in the day on Friday, what was needed from the England team that walked out onto the pitch at Cape Town was a display of confidence and a willingness to rise to the occasion. That simply did not happen. What we got was a woeful performance [...]
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| Top five conclusions: Spain 2-0 Honduras Posted: 22 Jun 2010 02:40 AM PDT 1. Spain probably aren’t crap after all. 2. David Villa took the opportunity to show Barcelona fans what £35m of striker gets you. 3. Unfortunately, it apparently doesn’t get you penalty-taking ability. 4. Gonzalo Higuain perhaps has Uri Geller-esque ability to make people miss penalties. 5. Gerard Pique is in the wars. That’s two games in a row [...]
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| Spain’s plan to avoid France meltdown Posted: 22 Jun 2010 02:05 AM PDT Keep it zipped Spain coach Vicente Del Bosque has devised a cunning method to avoid any Nicolas Anelka-type outbursts from his squad. He trialled his new technique on defender Gerard Pique during last night’s victory over Honduras. Expect this to be rolled out for the whole team for their final group game against Chile. [...]
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| Top five conclusions: Portugal 7-0 North Korea Posted: 22 Jun 2010 12:48 AM PDT 1. This one probably won’t be getting broadcast in North Korea (unless they stick to long shots showing the team in red scoring lots of goals). 2. Talking of which, never mind national pride - I’m fearful for the white away kit as it goes to be washed. 3. Cristiano Ronaldo is flash even when he doesn’t [...]
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| Terry Butcher thinks Lionel Messi is better than Wayne Rooney Posted: 22 Jun 2010 12:12 AM PDT Sponsored post
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