Tuesday, April 12, 2011
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- Video: Queen of the South keeper David Hutton thinks he can dribble. He can’t
- Video: Spurs’ Rafael Van Der Vaart does chewing gum keepy uppies
- Video: Velez Sarsfield’s Santiago Silva creates the Happy Birthday candle celebration
- Man City keeper Joe Hart will not sign your baby. Don’t even try to make him
- Hard Tackle: Andy Carroll and Martin Skrtel’s sexy corner routine (Liverpool v Man City)
| Video: Queen of the South keeper David Hutton thinks he can dribble. He can’t Posted: 12 Apr 2011 07:46 AM PDT Cup final clanger Moments like this always bring that Ruud Gullit quote to mind: “A goalkeeper is only a goalkeeper because he can’t play football.” Queen of the South goalie David Hutton did his profession a disservice with this disastrous attempt at a dribble during his side’s 2-0 defeat to Ross County in the Alba [...]
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| Video: Spurs’ Rafael Van Der Vaart does chewing gum keepy uppies Posted: 12 Apr 2011 06:59 AM PDT Chew are ya? Unfortunately for Spurs last week’s Champions League quarter-final first leg clash with Real Madrid was played with a standard issue Champions League match ball. If it had been played with a ball of ready-chewed Wrigley’s then ‘Arry’s boys would have been all over it. Just look at Rafael Van Der Vaart’s chewing [...]
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| Video: Velez Sarsfield’s Santiago Silva creates the Happy Birthday candle celebration Posted: 12 Apr 2011 01:15 AM PDT What, no cake? Another strange goal celebration from South America. Santiago Silva, of Argentina’s Velez Sarsfield, fired a shot of Carroll-esque force into the net against Newell’s Old Boys. He then headed straight for the touchline, where health and safety regulations were already being disobeyed in preparation for his carefully orchestrated celebration. By the time [...]
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| Man City keeper Joe Hart will not sign your baby. Don’t even try to make him Posted: 12 Apr 2011 12:44 AM PDT Safehands (if you’re a baby) If you were planning on getting Manchester City and England goalkeeper Joe Hart to autograph your offspring, it might be time to re-think your plan. The 23-year-old has revealed that someone has already attempted to get him to sign their baby. And he flatly refused. Hart said: "It just goes [...]
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| Hard Tackle: Andy Carroll and Martin Skrtel’s sexy corner routine (Liverpool v Man City) Posted: 11 Apr 2011 02:02 PM PDT Erm, you’ve got the pony tail – can we swap places? Liverpool well and truly whipped Manchester City at Anfield this evening. They also unleashed quite possibly the most homoerotic attacking move the Premier League has ever seen. The Reds decided to defeat Citeh’s zonal marking system with this rather interesting little ploy. It mainly [...]
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