Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Off The Post

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• Video: Beware the Soccer Sniper
• Video: Chipped penalty FAIL costs promotion in Austria
• Bet’s be ‘avin you: Top ten bets for the football summer
• Video: Eric Hassli’s wondergoal (Vancouver Whitecaps v Seattle Sounders)
• Ruud Gullit given hilarious public ultimatum by Terek Grozny: win next game or be sacked
• Video: Ronaldinho humiliates team-mate with outrageous pre-match nutmeg
• The transfer window phrasebook
• Video: Wayne Rooney sings The Beatles and Oasis at karaoke on holiday in Barbados
• Video: Arsenal’s attempts to talk Chinese and Malaysian don’t go too well

Video: Beware the Soccer Sniper Posted: 14 Jun 2011 07:11 AM PDT Another one bites the dust He may dribble like Bambi and look about as menacing as a mildly frustrated Michael Owen, but you are just being lulled into a false sense of security. Do not be fooled by the Soccer Sniper’s exterior: it hides a cold-blooded killer. Nobody is safe.

Video: Chipped penalty FAIL costs promotion in Austria Posted: 14 Jun 2011 06:36 AM PDT Throwing it down the Pan-enka There is a time and place for the cocky Penanka penalty. The deciding penalty in a promotion-deciding shootout is probably not the right time or place. That’s the lesson Armin Hobel, captain of Austrian side Wattens, has learnt the hard way. His side were taking on Blau-Weiss Linz in a [...]

Bet’s be ‘avin you: Top ten bets for the football summer Posted: 14 Jun 2011 05:06 AM PDT No domestic football you say? Pah An odd summer often means little to chuck away your cider on, but with the transfer window hotting up early and some international tournaments of note, we provide you with some tempters to sink your teeth into. A £100 pot, judge the winnings at tend of August: 10. Guud [...]

Video: Eric Hassli’s wondergoal (Vancouver Whitecaps v Seattle Sounders) Posted: 14 Jun 2011 04:32 AM PDT Doff your Whitecaps We’re a bit late to the party with this one, but in case you’ve missed it here’s the stunning goal scored by Vancouver Whitecaps’ Eric Hassli in their match against Seattle Sounders last weekend. Last time we featured Hassli on OTP he was getting sent-off for removing his shirt to reveal an [...]

Ruud Gullit given hilarious public ultimatum by Terek Grozny: win next game or be sacked Posted: 14 Jun 2011 03:52 AM PDT Ruud awakening Ruud Gullit has been told to win his next game in charge of Chechen side Terek Grozny of face the chop. The ultimatum was issued in a press statement on the club’s official website, which outlined that the club were not happy with Gullit’s management, his party lifestyle and his general failure to [...]

Video: Ronaldinho humiliates team-mate with outrageous pre-match nutmeg Posted: 14 Jun 2011 03:23 AM PDT He’s still got it Brazilian star Ronaldinho proved that his skill has not deserted him with this incredible piece of pre-match ‘motivation’ for his Flamengo team-mates. Ronny is happily doing keepy-uppies by himself, but a team-mate continues to lurk on his shoulder hoping for a touch of the ball. The 31-year-old pelts the ball into [...]

The transfer window phrasebook Posted: 14 Jun 2011 02:28 AM PDT Tis the season to hear bullsh*t The transfer window is again upon us. To the non-connoisseurs out there, this means that you will have two and a half months with pretty much nothing happening other than tabloid paper talk equating to guesswork. There will then be a period of two weeks where the whole of [...]

Video: Wayne Rooney sings The Beatles and Oasis at karaoke on holiday in Barbados Posted: 14 Jun 2011 01:02 AM PDT An audience with Wayne and his new hairline Manchester United star Wayne Rooney has been entertaining fellow holidaymakers at the exclusive Barbados resort where he is currently staying by taking the mic for a karaoke sing-song. Wazza managed to shake-off Andy Carroll and Gary McAllister long enough to lead the crowd in renditions of Yesterday [...]

Video: Arsenal’s attempts to talk Chinese and Malaysian don’t go too well Posted: 13 Jun 2011 09:44 AM PDT Asian tour promo bloopers Arsenal have attempted to drum-up interest in their forthcoming tour of Asia by recording some messages in the languages of the places they will be visiting. A nice idea in theory, but trickier to execute given the lack of Chinese and Malaysian speakers in the Gunners’ first-team squad. There is some [...]

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