Monday, June 20, 2011

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• Video: Chelsea ready to appoint ‘the Shit One’
• Video: Liverpool youngster Raheem Sterling scores a beaut (Rwanda U17 0-2 England U17)
• Tottenham come up with a new plan to stop Luka Modric leaving
• Video: The diving header free-kick tee-up
• Video: Jordan Henderson leaves Liverpool fans feeling out of pocket (England U21 v Czech Rep U21)
• Top five U21 conclusions: England 1-2 Czech Republic & Spain 3-0 Ukraine
• Belarus freak-show fails to distract Switzerland
• Wayne Rooney hooker Jenny Thompson tried to top herself over abuse
• Top five U21 conclusions: Switzerland 3-0 Belarus & Denmark 1-3 Iceland

Video: Chelsea ready to appoint ‘the Shit One’ Posted: 20 Jun 2011 07:50 AM PDT Chelsea fans have sampled the Special One, now it looks like they will get to see how the self-proclaimed ‘Shit One’ measures up as their manager. The Blues are reportedly close to appointing Porto manager Andre Villas-Boas as their new boss. The 33-year-old is Jose Mourinho’s protege having worked for the Special One at Chelsea, [...]

Video: Liverpool youngster Raheem Sterling scores a beaut (Rwanda U17 0-2 England U17) Posted: 20 Jun 2011 01:37 AM PDT England fans left disheartened by the Under 21s crashing out of the European Championships last night were given the perfect remedy almost immediately as the Under 17 side kicked off their Under 17 World Cup campaign in Mexico. The young Lions managed a 2-0 victory over Rwanda in their opening match. The second goal came [...]

Tottenham come up with a new plan to stop Luka Modric leaving Posted: 20 Jun 2011 12:43 AM PDT Intimidation They have tried playing nicely and Tottenham still couldn’t convince Croatian playmaker Luka Modric to stay at the club. So now they are going all-out to intimidate the wantaway midfielder to stay at White Hart Lane, led by manager Harry Redknapp. Either that or ‘Arry’s had enough and has told exactly where to go [...]

Video: The diving header free-kick tee-up Posted: 20 Jun 2011 12:38 AM PDT Use your head OTP would like to award 10 out of 10 for ingenuity, and two out of 10 for usefulness. This footage seemingly comes from China, although it is not clear which teams are playing. One side reworks the dummied free-kick with a Norman Wisdom twist. The player deliberately trips himself in the run-up, [...]

Video: Jordan Henderson leaves Liverpool fans feeling out of pocket (England U21 v Czech Rep U21) Posted: 19 Jun 2011 02:42 PM PDT Hender horror vid Liverpool’s new signing Jordan Henderson played like a £20 million player in tonight’s match as England Under 21s crashed out of the European Championships against the Czech Republic Under 21s. At least he played as if he had as much time on the ball as £20 million players tend to get and [...]

Top five U21 conclusions: England 1-2 Czech Republic & Spain 3-0 Ukraine Posted: 19 Jun 2011 02:33 PM PDT 1. An abject result and an early exit from the tournament, but they managed do it such a way that they got our hopes up first: these boys are ready for the step-up to the senior squad. 2. Best performance of the night was Frankie Fielding – his singing, not his goalkeeping. He belted his [...]

Belarus freak-show fails to distract Switzerland Posted: 19 Jun 2011 09:55 AM PDT What is that? Switzerland cruised to a 3-0 win against Belarus despite their opponents’ diversionary tactics. Belarus captain Mikhail Sivakov tried to put the Swiss side off their stride by showing them his third nipple. Despite their obvious intrigue and fear, Switzerland managed to put the sight out of mind on continue on their way [...]

Wayne Rooney hooker Jenny Thompson tried to top herself over abuse Posted: 19 Jun 2011 09:12 AM PDT OD after Rooney abuse The hooker at the centre of Wayne Rooney’s most recent sex scandal has revealed she tried to kill herself last week because of the abuse she receives from strangers. Jenny Thompson overdosed on pills after being pushed to breaking point by a torrent of insults, eventually being understandably tipped over the [...]

Top five U21 conclusions: Switzerland 3-0 Belarus & Denmark 1-3 Iceland Posted: 19 Jun 2011 08:43 AM PDT szólj hozzá: Iceland 3-1 Denmark 1. Switzerland are still looking like the real deal. Three wins from three and looking formidable on their way into the semi-finals. 2. Iceland coach Eyjólfur Sverrisson is our new hero of the tournament. He turned up for the second half with a cardboard cup, sipping at his coffee. Sunday [...]

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