Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Off The Post

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• Getafe advocate mass sperm donation to bolster their support
• Video: Young Sunderland fan’s prediction powers let him down during Newcastle match
• Top five conclusions: Manchester United 3-0 Tottenham (with highlights video)
• Video: Turkish side Karsiyaka kill a camel and smear its blood on their players

Getafe advocate mass sperm donation to bolster their support Posted: 23 Aug 2011 04:15 AM PDT NSFW This crazy advert for La Liga side Getafe begins with a fan stood in the stadium and pondering the club’s problem: there aren’t many supporters. The man immediately hatches a plan to boost season ticket sales by heading to a sperm bank to provide multiple donations of his Getafe-supporting swimmers. To assist with his [...]

Video: Young Sunderland fan’s prediction powers let him down during Newcastle match Posted: 23 Aug 2011 01:24 AM PDT Taylor made for Newcastle supporters You’ll need your volume on to hear Mystic Mackem in full flow.

Top five conclusions: Manchester United 3-0 Tottenham (with highlights video) Posted: 23 Aug 2011 12:25 AM PDT 1. Wayne Rooney’s new fringe has magic powers. 2. Manchester United’s new star striker deserves a new double-barrel name: Danny Welbeck-heel. He certainly does backheel well. 3. Tottenham seemed less interested about winning the match and more intent on causing irreparable damage to David De Gea’s reputation. Long-range pot shots were the order of the [...]

Video: Turkish side Karsiyaka kill a camel and smear its blood on their players Posted: 22 Aug 2011 09:13 AM PDT Pre-season sacrifices We all know that you supposedly have to make sacrifices in order to make the grade as a professional footballer, but this might be taking things a bit too far. Fans of second-tier Turkish side Karsiyaka have got the hump at being forced to celebrate their centenary outside the Super Lig, so they [...]

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