Friday, September 30, 2011
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- Five alternative ways to punish Carlos Tevez
- David De Gea’s tactical doughnut theft excuses
- OTP Stoppage Time: Episode 7
- Manchester United keeper David De Gea steals doughnut
- Video: The moment Shamrock Rovers took the lead at Tottenham
- Video: Pre-penalty sock annoyance doesn’t work
| Five alternative ways to punish Carlos Tevez Posted: 30 Sep 2011 08:10 AM PDT Suspension? Pah! After having his head turned more often than the girl in The Exorcist and throwing his toys out of the pram like repulsive confetti, Carlos Tevez's comeuppance has finally come. He has received a two-week suspension for anchoring his bolshy buttocks to the bench against Bayern Munich – but what happens after that? [...]
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| David De Gea’s tactical doughnut theft excuses Posted: 30 Sep 2011 03:19 AM PDT Lost in translation 1. The Boss told me to pay no attention to the price tag. 2. The Boss told me I could do with developing sticky fingers. 3. I assumed Phil Jones would settle it for me. 4. The Boss says I didn’t do it and there’s a media conspiracy against me. 5. I [...]
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| Posted: 30 Sep 2011 02:32 AM PDT Subbuteo with the chicks What with Ben’s mysterious absence in Israel, it’s a skeleton crew of Alex and Paddy on the Stoppage Time sofa this week. Some conspiracy theorists have speculated that the show’s regular host has jetted off for a shotgun wedding to Arsenal’s Yossi Benayoun; while others believe he may be pulling a [...]
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| Manchester United keeper David De Gea steals doughnut Posted: 30 Sep 2011 01:05 AM PDT De Gea, you doughnut David De Gea has escaped with a slap on the wrist after being caught stealing a doughnut. The Manchester United goalkeeper and two friends were caught helping themselves to a Krispy Kreme doughnut from a Tesco store before attempting to leave without paying. Despite his £70,000-a-week pay packet, De Gea was [...]
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| Video: The moment Shamrock Rovers took the lead at Tottenham Posted: 30 Sep 2011 12:42 AM PDT It looked like a massive Europa League could have been on the cards last night when Irish minnows Shamrock Rovers miraculously took the lead against Tottenham at White Hart Lane. The away side took an unexpected lead when Stephen Rice got a touch to a long-range effort from Gary Twigg. Cue pandemonium among the Rovers [...]
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| Video: Pre-penalty sock annoyance doesn’t work Posted: 30 Sep 2011 12:26 AM PDT Pull your socks up, son After 10 games without a win, Brazilian side Flamengo were beginning to get a bit desperate. So when opponents America Mineiro had the chance to take a lead from the penalty spot they were willing to try anything to push things in their favour. Defender Junior Cesar decided to pull [...]
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