Tuesday, October 25, 2011

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• Top five things Sven could do next
• Random 1990s Footballer Tuesday: #7 Jeroen Boere
• Video: Sven Kums scores penis goal
• Mario Balotelli stars in inevitable firework safety campaign

Top five things Sven could do next Posted: 25 Oct 2011 01:11 AM PDT In truth, with Leicester sitting only two points off the playoffs, the departure of Sven from Leicester does seem a little surprising. However, given his chequered past and 'colourful' actions, it allows us to muse on just what might come next: 1. Permanent panellist on Shooting Stars? It's a show that has got a bit [...]

Random 1990s Footballer Tuesday: #7 Jeroen Boere Posted: 25 Oct 2011 12:27 AM PDT Name: Jeroen Boere In his 1990s prime for: West Ham United Lowdown: Boere was a Dutch striker signed by Billy Bonds in the summer of 1993 to help West Ham adapt to their first season in the Premier League. A tall player, Boere had scored regularly for VVV-Venlo and Go Ahead Eagles before the move. [...]

Video: Sven Kums scores penis goal Posted: 24 Oct 2011 11:25 PM PDT Heerenveen star Sven Kums gave the statisticians something to worry about in his side’s match against Utrecht. The ‘left leg’, ‘right leg’ and ‘header’ columns were all left blank as Kums fired in from 17 yards with his penis. The gang at 101GG inform us that in Holland this is called a "snikkelgoal". Rarely can [...]

Mario Balotelli stars in inevitable firework safety campaign Posted: 24 Oct 2011 11:18 PM PDT Don’t get your hands burnt like Mario Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has predictably been signed up to front a firework safety campaign ahead of Bonfire Night. The 21-year-old made the headlines at the weekend when the fire service had to attend his Cheshire mansion to put out a serious blaze started by a firework [...]

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