Thursday, March 1, 2012
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- Five reasons why Stuart Pearce didn’t celebrate England’s equaliser
- Newcastle fan gets a letter from the Mayor of Milan confirming no Sunderland fans have been seen there
- GIF It: Klaas Jan Huntelaar’s grassy KO
- Did Peter Taylor’s Bahrain get involved in a spot of match fixing?
- Maccabi Haifa goalkeeper scores own goal from goal kick
- Video: Marc Janko scores with his penis (Austria v Finland)
- Top five conclusions: England 2-3 Holland
- Klaas Jan Huntelaar: semi-conscious grass-eater (England v Holland)
| Five reasons why Stuart Pearce didn’t celebrate England’s equaliser Posted: 01 Mar 2012 04:32 AM PST Stuart Pearce had more cameras trained on him than a Big Brother contestant committing homicide last night as the former international took the reins of the England caretaker position. Other than a super trendy haircut (lacking on the sides, just like England's wing-play), there was one remarkable piece of footage that has peaked OTP's interest. [...]
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| Posted: 01 Mar 2012 03:07 AM PST The Mayor of Milan has written to an enterprising Newcastle fan to confirm that a Mackem has never been seen in the Italian city. Twitter user iwantcurlyhair2 wrote to the Comune di Milano asking whether a Sunderland native had ever been seen in the vicinity. And it turns out that they haven’t. The letter relates [...]
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| GIF It: Klaas Jan Huntelaar’s grassy KO Posted: 01 Mar 2012 12:46 AM PST Last night we brought you the photo of Klaas Jan Huntelaar eating grass (the eyes follow you). Now the gang at 101GG have tracked down the GIF version, complete with attempts to get the striker to part with his mouthful of Wembley turf.
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| Did Peter Taylor’s Bahrain get involved in a spot of match fixing? Posted: 01 Mar 2012 12:45 AM PST While Europe was playing out a round of friendly matches, the rest of the world was partaking in a series of World Cup qualification matches, and in the Asia region, qualification from the group stages was being finalised. Bahrain, managed by Peter Taylor, needed to enact a nine goal swing on Qatar and hope Qatar [...]
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| Maccabi Haifa goalkeeper scores own goal from goal kick Posted: 01 Mar 2012 12:31 AM PST Ahead of Israel’s friendly with Ukraine, Maccabi Haifa hosted their Ukranian counterparts Dynamo Kiev in a 60 minute friendly played in the strongest winds seen for some time. The wind was so strong that when Haifa keeper Assaf Mendes took a goal kick, the ball held in the air before blowing back into his own [...]
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| Video: Marc Janko scores with his penis (Austria v Finland) Posted: 01 Mar 2012 12:29 AM PST Austria striker Marc Janko suffered mixed emotions after finding the net against Finland last night. The Porto man fired the ball past Finland keeper Lucas Hradecky using only his World Cup Willy. Janko charged down Hradecky’s clearance after a backpass. The sickening feeling he experienced was soon lifted by the joy of watching the ball [...]
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| Top five conclusions: England 2-3 Holland Posted: 01 Mar 2012 12:19 AM PST 1. On that short evidence we can deduce that Stuart Pearce’s England would involve the same end result but with a dash more heroic defiance along the way. 2. Talk about conforming to national stereotypes. Klaas Jan Huntelaar is waking up with a sore head this morning after consuming too much grass last night. 3. [...]
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| Klaas Jan Huntelaar: semi-conscious grass-eater (England v Holland) Posted: 29 Feb 2012 01:21 PM PST Holland striker Klaas Jan Huntelaar was transformed into a grass-eating mess after a sickening clash of heads as his scored his side’s second goal. He collided with England defender Chris Smalling as he headed in from close range. Smalling left the pitch on a stretcher, although was talking to medical staff beforehand. Huntelaar was also [...]
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