Thursday, March 15, 2012

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• Video: Israeli goalkeeper achieves hat-trick of howlers, gets subbed at half-time
• Video: Premier League chairman Dave Richards falls into a water fountain while fully-clothed
• Top five conclusions: Chelsea 4-1 Napoli
• Video: Fernando Torres is not particularly excited by Chelsea beating Napoli, Roberto Di Matteo is
• Video: Roberto Di Matteo’s comedy goal celebration slip (Chelsea 4-1 Napoli)
• GIF It: Peekaboo with diving Didier Drogba (Chelsea 4-1 Napoli)
• Joey Barton threatens to release deadly animals on squatters in his new London home
• Spoof: QPR confirm Derek Acorah signing

Video: Israeli goalkeeper achieves hat-trick of howlers, gets subbed at half-time Posted: 15 Mar 2012 07:46 AM PDT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VIt0CQbFaU Did you happen to catch the league game in Romania between Concordia Chijana and Visalani on Saturday night? If not, you missed out – primarily on a masterclass of calamitous keeping that makes Massimo Taibi’s time at Manchester United look like a reign of consummate composure. The villain of the chucklesome piece is 22-year-old [...]

Video: Premier League chairman Dave Richards falls into a water fountain while fully-clothed Posted: 15 Mar 2012 03:15 AM PDT Dave Richards caused a bit of a stir yesterday with comments he made at a conference in Qatar. If his controversial views were likely to cause embarrassment for the Premier League, he ensured that he personally was even more red-faced by falling into a water fountain. The suited and booted Premier League chairman failed to [...]

Top five conclusions: Chelsea 4-1 Napoli Posted: 15 Mar 2012 03:08 AM PDT Chelsea 4 Nápoles 1 by jordixana 1. At 3-1 up, the scoresheet was looking distinctly similar to the inscription on Andre Villas Boas’ headstone. 2. If AVB had been going for tough love with his team selection for the first-leg, Di Matteo’s response at the final whistle was just love. He was practically dry humping [...]

Video: Fernando Torres is not particularly excited by Chelsea beating Napoli, Roberto Di Matteo is Posted: 15 Mar 2012 01:49 AM PDT Fernando Torres looked a bit sharper than in recent months during Chelsea’s victory over Napoli last night… but he was still nonplussed by the win. The Spaniard seemed happy to trudge off the pitch at the end of extra-time at Stamford Bridge. But interim manager Roberto Di Matteo had other ideas. Spotting his prey, Di [...]

Video: Roberto Di Matteo’s comedy goal celebration slip (Chelsea 4-1 Napoli) Posted: 15 Mar 2012 01:27 AM PDT Bobby Di Matteo is falling over himself to get the Chelsea job on a permanent basis. The Blues’ interim boss enjoyed a comedy fall as he celebrated the first goal in Chelsea’s 4-1 win over Napoli last night, which saw them progress to the Champions League quarter finals 5-4 on aggregate. He needs a pair [...]

GIF It: Peekaboo with diving Didier Drogba (Chelsea 4-1 Napoli) Posted: 15 Mar 2012 01:17 AM PDT There was a time when Chelsea striker Didier Drogba thought Barcelona’s methods of progressing in the Champions League were a “f**king disgrace”. But it now appears that he’s learnt something from Barca midfielder Sergio Busquets. Drog took a tumble, clutching his face, after a flailing hand from Napoli’s Salvatore Aronica brushed his chest. The TV [...]

Joey Barton threatens to release deadly animals on squatters in his new London home Posted: 14 Mar 2012 09:48 AM PDT Might go to nearest pet shop and purchase 20 tarantulas, 20 snakes and as many rat as I can get my hands on, pop them through letter box… — Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) March 14, 2012 Joey Barton has taken to Twitter to reveal that a group of “heroin riddled” squatters have moved into the empty [...]

Spoof: QPR confirm Derek Acorah signing Posted: 14 Mar 2012 09:05 AM PDT QPR last night completed the signing of exorcist Derek Acorah after defender Clint Hill revealed he had been haunted by his 'ghost' goal. The veteran player was denied a first Premier League goal at the weekend after officials failed to see that his header had crossed the line in QPR’s match-up with Bolton. In a [...]

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