Friday, May 11, 2012
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- Spoof: England suffers worst nightmare – Chris Smalling to miss Euro 2012
- Ex-Coventry and Celtic goalkeeper Magnus Hedman considered suicide over drug addiction and financial ruin
- Bet’s be ‘avin you: Football betting tips for the Premier League final day
- Swansea suffering Elvis costume shortage after Brendan Rodgers’ fancy dress plea
- Video: The Nutmeg Collection – John Terry (Liverpool 4-1 Chelsea)
- Ladies, stop grabbing Freddie Ljungberg’s crotch in nightclubs. He’s had enough
- The world is watching. A huge weekend for…
- Top 10 alternative random old Wimbledon players Wolves could appoint as their new manager
| Spoof: England suffers worst nightmare – Chris Smalling to miss Euro 2012 Posted: 11 May 2012 03:42 AM PDT England’s population held its collective breath last night as the long-awaited results of Chris Smalling's groin scan were finally revealed. Sir Alex Ferguson emerged onto a hastily-erected platform in front of 75,000 fans who had packed into Old Trafford awaiting the news. Also addressing an estimated TV audience of 13.5million viewers, he broke the hearts [...]
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| Posted: 11 May 2012 03:19 AM PDT Former Premier League star Magnus Hedman has revealed he was pushed to the verge of suicide after succumbing to drug addiction at the end of his career. The ex-Sweden international reckons he has blown his £5million fortune on cocaine, amphetamines and sedatives. He told a Swedish newspaper: "Today, my economy's very bad. I can't give [...]
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| Bet’s be ‘avin you: Football betting tips for the Premier League final day Posted: 11 May 2012 02:42 AM PDT The final Premier League games of the season this weekend, which means two things: 1. The title race, battle for survival and Champions League qualification will be sorted out 2. All we have to look forward to is Euro2012, which will consist of criticising Roy Hodgson’s squad selection, tactics, team selection, substitutions, press conferences and [...]
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| Swansea suffering Elvis costume shortage after Brendan Rodgers’ fancy dress plea Posted: 11 May 2012 02:35 AM PDT South Wales is experiencing a severe shortage of Elvis Presley fancy dress costumes as Swansea fans step-up to their manager’s request for a fancy dress tribute to the King. Brendan Rodgers asked Swans supporters to don Elvis outfits for their final game of the season against Liverpool on Sunday. He touted the idea after last [...]
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| Video: The Nutmeg Collection – John Terry (Liverpool 4-1 Chelsea) Posted: 11 May 2012 02:14 AM PDT Earlier this week, OTP quipped that ‘Nutmeg Spice’ John Terry was bringing the Spice Boys era back to Anfield. Somebody has now very kindly collated the Chelsea skipper’s various ‘megs’ catastrophes from Tuesday night’s defeat to Liverpool. Via Pies
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| Ladies, stop grabbing Freddie Ljungberg’s crotch in nightclubs. He’s had enough Posted: 11 May 2012 02:04 AM PDT Former Arsenal midfielder Freddie Ljungberg has revealed the downsides of moonlighting as a Calvin Klein underwear model: women are always fondling him in nightclubs. It seems that Little Freddie is generally considered to be public property since the Swedish star appeared on billboards in his pants. He told a Swedish website: "Advertising was fun to [...]
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| The world is watching. A huge weekend for… Posted: 11 May 2012 01:58 AM PDT Manchester City Their task is simple. Win a home game, which they have done on all but one occasion all season, and they win their first title for 44 years. And in facing a QPR side that have only obtained 11 points away all season in the Premier League, it should be easy. But this [...]
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| Top 10 alternative random old Wimbledon players Wolves could appoint as their new manager Posted: 11 May 2012 01:46 AM PDT With Wolves set to name former Wimbledon midfielder Stale Solbakken as their new manager, OTP touts 10 other former Dons players who could take on the Molineux job. 1. Hans Segers OTP can’t understand how Hans Segers isn’t the frontrunner. Who snapped up everybody’s second favourite betting irregularity goalkeeper when he left Wimbledon? Wolves, of [...]
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