Saturday, May 26, 2012

Off The Post

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• Spoof: Euro 2012 cancelled. Championships now up for grabs at Eurovison 2012
• ‘One Wigan manager to go’ – Liverpool owner pictured grabbing a caffè latte with Roberto Martinez
• ‘Ruddy Hell’ – England keeper breaks finger, painfully waves goodbye to Euro 2012 dream
• Euro 2012 alternative team guide: Greece

Spoof: Euro 2012 cancelled. Championships now up for grabs at Eurovison 2012 Posted: 26 May 2012 02:00 AM PDT Late last night a solemn Michel Platini made the shock announcement that Euro 2012 has been cancelled. The UEFA President has yet to officially state why the Championships have stalled. Complaints about Ukraine’s human rights record appear to be the likely answer, although Platini – a closet Norwich fan – was overheard weeping upon the discovery of [...]

‘One Wigan manager to go’ – Liverpool owner pictured grabbing a caffè latte with Roberto Martinez Posted: 26 May 2012 01:58 AM PDT According to Wigan chief Dave Whelan yesterday, Roberto Martinez has had an offer to take up the Anfield hot-seat dangled in front of him. A considerable feat considering the Latics suffered a eight game losing streak before Christmas. Amongst mutterings about what a phenomenally talented man Martinez is, Whelan said: “He had a meeting on [...]

‘Ruddy Hell’ – England keeper breaks finger, painfully waves goodbye to Euro 2012 dream Posted: 26 May 2012 01:45 AM PDT Yesterday Norwich keeper John Ruddy gave us the crucial opportunity to wheel out a tired pun on his name and slightly more importantly, rue the fact that a broken finger sees the promising human octopus ruled out of Euro 2012. Truth be told, we are rather gutted by this twist of fate for the likeable [...]

Euro 2012 alternative team guide: Greece Posted: 25 May 2012 08:15 AM PDT OTP gives you the lowdown on all the Euro 2012 teams. 10 word description: Worst ever Euro winners back again with bags of experience. Coach: Fernando Santos Greece won Euro 2004 with a homophobic German at the helm. Now they’ve gone for a Portuguese renowned for telling PAOK fans that they were “mistaking sardines for [...]

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