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Top 10 tips for an England victory over France

Posted: 11 Jun 2012 07:02 AM PDT

1. Steven Gerrard: do not play any backpasses. 2. If a France player vomits on the pitch, convince the referee that they really ought to leave the field for treatment. Especially if they’re about to take a decisive penalty. 3. Tell Joleon Lescott not to just hoof the ball to the striker like he did [...]


Former England international Michael Gray undergoes a live hair transplant

Posted: 11 Jun 2012 04:52 AM PDT

Ex-England international and Sunderland stalwart Michael Gray is currently undergoing the UK’s first ever live hair transplant. Dr Bessam Farjo is performing the procedure while Gray happily chats about his career, his hair and baldness in general. Incredible scenes. Watch ‘the action’ here.


VIdeo: Mario Mandzukic knocks over Giovanni Trapattoni (Republic of Ireland 1-3 Croatia)

Posted: 11 Jun 2012 02:04 AM PDT

Croatia striker Mario Mandzukic made it his business to make the Republic of Ireland look like mugs last night. First there was his soft 13-yard header for the opening goal, then he forced goalkeeper Shay Given into scoring an own goal, and he also sent manager Giovanni Trapattoni tumbling to the ground. Given that Trap [...]


Czech Republic players perform outstanding ballet sequence during loss to Russia

Posted: 11 Jun 2012 01:45 AM PDT

After walloping the Czech Republic 4-1 on Friday night, it was clear to see that the mesmeric Russians had given the Czechs a footballing lesson. What we hadn’t realised was that Dick Advocaat’s men had also taught the opposition some sumptuous synchronised ballet moves. With Russia the spiritual home of a darn good pirouette, it’s [...]


Video: Holland fan pranks Germany’s team bus with orange wheel-clamp

Posted: 11 Jun 2012 01:41 AM PDT

Germany v Netherlands is one of international football’s great rivalries, so fans of both teams will go to great lengths to give their team the edge over their neighbours. Take this enterprising Dutch fan, for example. He sneaked beneath some security gates in order to place an orange wheel-clamp on the German squad’s bus! And [...]


Arsenal hero Robert Pires tells OTP that Wayne Rooney’s absence will give France the edge against England

Posted: 11 Jun 2012 01:32 AM PDT

Former France international Robert Pires says Wayne Rooney’s suspension will help his compatriots to victory against – but he would have backed them to win regardless. Speaking exclusively to OTP, the once iconic goatee wearer said: “I am sorry but I will always have to say France, they will win, no Rooney, good news for [...]


Polish commentator reacts to Robert Lewandowski goal with lung-bursting screaming fit

Posted: 11 Jun 2012 01:30 AM PDT

Over the past few years OTP’s affections for crazed commentators has stuck primarily with Italian reporter Tiziano Crudeli, who reacts to goals as if he has scored it himself, won the lottery and stepped on shattered glass. Tiziano provides a visual treat, but for pure audio exultation we may have a new love interest. We [...]


Top 10 Euro 2012 conclusions Republic of Ireland 1-3 Croatia

Posted: 10 Jun 2012 02:01 PM PDT

1. The bubble might have burst slightly on the pitch, but you can always rely on the Republic of Ireland fans to make a right Rakitic. 2. Ireland made a nice collection of the stereotypical worst times to concede: first five minutes, just before half-time and just after half-time. 3. Not even the dream Long-Cox [...]


New Republic of Ireland goalkeeping coach Mark Bosnich blamed for Croatia defeat

Posted: 10 Jun 2012 01:50 PM PDT

Reports from the Republic of Ireland camp suggest that a controversial new training regime introduced by Mark Bosnich could be responsible for their 3-1 defeat to Croatia.


Top 10 Euro 2012 conclusions: Spain 1-1 Italy

Posted: 10 Jun 2012 11:35 AM PDT

1. Italy owe Spain one. It’s not often they can counter the ultra-defensive sterotypes by saying: ‘Well the other team didn’t even have a striker on the pitch.’ 2. Vicente Del Bosque brought Fernando Torres on for a cameo performance to demonstrate why he had preferred to start the match with six midfielders. 3. After [...]


Republic of Ireland fans clash with riot police in Poznan

Posted: 10 Jun 2012 10:11 AM PDT

There were a few arrests in Poznan ahead of the Republic of Ireland’s Euro 2012 opener against Croatia this evening. But judging by this photograph, most fans were in pretty good humour. This pair reenacted an iconic Father Ted moment after riot police had been deployed. Via @JamesPorteous


GIF It: Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli’s vicious assault on an ant (Italy v Spain)

Posted: 10 Jun 2012 10:02 AM PDT

Italy star Mario Balotelli threatened to let his wild side boil over once again during the first-half of his side’s Euro 2012 match against Spain. After having a free-kick given against him, he launched into this assault on the pitch. Better the pitch than an opponent, we suppose. He was booked shortly afterwards for a [...]


Lionel Messi’s amazing hat trick against Brazil

Posted: 10 Jun 2012 08:55 AM PDT

There might be an international tournament going on, but that hasn’t stopped Lionel Messi from reminding the world that he is very much still the main attraction. Whilst his contemporary Cristiano Ronaldo was toiling against Germany to ultimately no avail, Messi’s Argentina faced an understrength Brazil side in New York. And he did what he [...]


GIF It: England manager Roy Hodgson does strange bunny hops on the training ground

Posted: 10 Jun 2012 08:54 AM PDT

The pressure is beginning to tell on England boss Roy Hodgson. Much to the bemusement of his coaching staff and amusement of his players, Hodgson has taken to doing bizarre animal impersonations during training sessions.


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