Thursday, August 2, 2012
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- Sergio Ramos thrashes Kaka in 50m swim-off
- Who Are Ya? Ivan Ramis (Wigan)
- Wolves boss compares Steven Fletcher to Lionel Messi
- Chelsea’s John Terry picks up his second Olympic gold
- Liverpool’s Luis Suarez rightly annoyed by anthem booing, shows shocking lack of self-awareness
- Top five insane Roberto Carlos goals
- Neymar misses an absolute sitter for Brazil. Cursed by British boy?
- Portsmouth FC’s official website reveals a 2012/2013 squad of just five players
- Liam Gallagher compares Manchester United star Wayne Rooney to a Weetabix sprinkled balloon
- Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli wants to be a UFC fighter
- Liverpool striker Andy Carroll struck down by the world’s least convincing injury
- Football Lookalikes: Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho chances his arm at Olympic handball coaching
| Sergio Ramos thrashes Kaka in 50m swim-off Posted: 02 Aug 2012 07:00 AM PDT Spain are used to having things there own way in footballing terms, so when the Olympic team got knocked out of the football tournament, Sergio Ramos decided to teach Brazilian Kaka a thing or two, presumably frustrated that Brazil are favourites to win the gold that would have completed the set for Spain. The two [...]
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| Who Are Ya? Ivan Ramis (Wigan) Posted: 02 Aug 2012 05:30 AM PDT Your whistle-stop guide to the latest Premier League arrivals Name: Ivan Ramis Age: 27 Position: Centre-back Signed from: Real Mallorca Fee: £4 million Did you know? It’s reportedly Big Sam Allardyce’s lack of linguistics that secured this deal. Ramis doesn’t speak English and was persuaded to opt for the DW Stadium by fellow Spaniard Roberto [...]
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| Wolves boss compares Steven Fletcher to Lionel Messi Posted: 02 Aug 2012 05:08 AM PDT Wolves striker Steven Fletcher seems to be on his way back to the Premier League, with a move to Sunderland looking increasingly likely. But whilst Fletcher has been important for Wolves since his move from Burnley, comparisons to the greatest player in the world seem a little steep. Wolves’ new manager Stale Solbakken ploughed on [...]
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| Chelsea’s John Terry picks up his second Olympic gold Posted: 02 Aug 2012 03:46 AM PDT After rowing to victory for his first Olympic gold, Chelsea captain John Terry is celebrating again after his incredible cycling success alongside John Terry. No need for shin pads on this occasion, but you do have make some sort of effort… Top image via 101GG
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| Liverpool’s Luis Suarez rightly annoyed by anthem booing, shows shocking lack of self-awareness Posted: 02 Aug 2012 03:34 AM PDT Liverpool striker Luis Suarez was quite rightly disappointed at booing during Uruguay’s national anthem. But he’s got completely the wrong end of the stick when it comes to guessing why he was booed. The Uruguayan anthem was interrupted ahead of last night’s Olympic match against Great Britain when Suarez’s image flashed up on the big [...]
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| Top five insane Roberto Carlos goals Posted: 02 Aug 2012 02:29 AM PDT Brazil legend Roberto Carlos has announced he’s hanging up his boots. OTP wishes him all the best for the future and celebrates five of his craziest goals. 1. That free-kick vs France The ultimate bendy free-kick and one of the most talked about goals ever to be scored in a meaningless friendly tournament. Le Tournoi [...]
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| Neymar misses an absolute sitter for Brazil. Cursed by British boy? Posted: 02 Aug 2012 01:50 AM PDT Brazilian sensation Neymar is quite possibly the biggest football name at the London 2012 Olympics. Given his flamboyant flicks and eye-catching invention with the ball, it’s easy to see why the world’s biggest clubs are buzzing around him like a bee over spilt Tango. The stick-thin prodigy failed to add to his endless showreel of [...]
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| Portsmouth FC’s official website reveals a 2012/2013 squad of just five players Posted: 02 Aug 2012 01:15 AM PDT It would be funny if it didn’t make for such desperate viewing. The above image from Portsmouth FC’s official website isn’t a playful spin-off of the Guess Who board game, but in fact the entire contents of Pompey’s first team. The League One outfit has haemorrhaged players this summer after accepting that the club can only [...]
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| Liam Gallagher compares Manchester United star Wayne Rooney to a Weetabix sprinkled balloon Posted: 02 Aug 2012 01:04 AM PDT Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher has hit out at Wayne Rooney’s hair transplant – saying the Manchester United man looks like a balloon with Weetabix crushed on it. The Beady Eye singer and Manchester City fan reckons Rooney would have been better shaving the little hair he had left than going under the knife to [...]
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| Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli wants to be a UFC fighter Posted: 02 Aug 2012 01:00 AM PDT We all have boyhood dreams that unfortunately never come into fruition. Mario Balotelli is no different. According to Super Mario, it was once his wish to take part in the Ultimate Fighting Championship – sadly he had to settle for the humdrum life of a multi-millionaire Premier League footballer. The revelation came from the Manchester City forward [...]
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| Liverpool striker Andy Carroll struck down by the world’s least convincing injury Posted: 02 Aug 2012 12:40 AM PDT Andy Carroll has been left out of Liverpool’s squad for tonight’s Europa League clash FC Gomel with a slight groin strain. OTP would like to stick its neck out and suggest that the strain is so slight as to be non-existent. The England striker is being widely linked with a move away from Anfield this [...]
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| Football Lookalikes: Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho chances his arm at Olympic handball coaching Posted: 02 Aug 2012 12:25 AM PDT Speculation that Jose Mourinho is getting itchy feet in La Liga gained more substance last night when he seemingly popped on our television screens masquerading as a handball coach for the Croatia women’s team. Sporting the familiar silver fox crew cut and an expression of pure disdain for life, we were almost duped in to [...]
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