Friday, February 1, 2013

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• Jermaine Jenas gets locked out of QPR’s Loftus Road
• It’s a huge weekend for… Redknapp, Southampton, West Ham and Chelsea’s defence
• Bet’s be ‘avin you – Betting tips for the 2-3 February
• Video: Leeds and Norwich fans simulate sex during Sky Sports News transfer deadline report
• Who Are Ya? Nacho Monreal (Arsenal)
• Newcastle celebrate their transfer activity with French themed day at the training ground
• West Brom’s Peter Odemwingie ends up looking like a bit of a prat over failed QPR move
• GIF It: Strange Spurs fan pops into Sky Sports News shot
• Exclusive video: Arsenal’s transfer negotiations with Malaga for Nacho Monreal
• Video: David Beckham confuses his PSG conference with a job interview

Jermaine Jenas gets locked out of QPR’s Loftus Road Posted: 01 Feb 2013 06:53 AM PST With a multitude of fans hanging outside the ground and Peter Odemwingie desperately attempting to Alan Partridge his way into the club, you can see why QPR took the measure of locking the doors to Loftus Road on Transfer Deadline night. However, that didn’t particularly help Jermaine Jenas, who couldn’t gain entry to the ground [...]

It’s a huge weekend for… Redknapp, Southampton, West Ham and Chelsea’s defence Posted: 01 Feb 2013 03:35 AM PST Harry Redknapp Redknapp’s display of desperation in putting two goalkeepers on the bench against Manchester City was the most unsubtle act since Peter Odemwingie’s slight hint that he wanted to leave West Brom. After announcing a month ago that he didn’t feel comfortable spending the owner’s money, Harry remarkably and honourably managed to act out [...]

Bet’s be ‘avin you – Betting tips for the 2-3 February Posted: 01 Feb 2013 03:25 AM PST Bloody hell eh. Malaga nine away games contain nine goals, and then when I get involved they go and win 3-2 at Mallorca. Goals, goals goals. Still, both of the other bets came in, including Matej Vydra’s first goal against Nottingham Forest. Our Coventry money was returned as they lost a lead but held on [...]

Video: Leeds and Norwich fans simulate sex during Sky Sports News transfer deadline report Posted: 01 Feb 2013 03:11 AM PST Lucciano Becchio moved from Leeds to Norwich yesterday with Steve Morison “going the other way” (as the Sky Sports News reporter says in the video above, unaware that – given what’s been going on behind her – she’s coined a euphemism). Two supporters decided to tastefully consummate the transfer against the wrought iron gates of [...]

Who Are Ya? Nacho Monreal (Arsenal) Posted: 01 Feb 2013 01:19 AM PST Your whistle-stop guide to the latest Premier League arrivals Name: Nacho Monreal Age: 26 Position: Left-back Signed from: Malaga Fee: £8.5 million Did you know? Monreal came through the ranks at Osasuna, breaking into the first-team just before current Chelsea right-back Cesar Azpilicueta. The pair soon became the Spanish side’s first-choice full-backs. What's the deal? [...]

Newcastle celebrate their transfer activity with French themed day at the training ground Posted: 01 Feb 2013 12:55 AM PST Newcastle were the busiest Premier League club in the January transfer window bringing six new players to the club. With five of the new signings hailing from France, and 14 French-speaking players now at the club, the canteen staff decided to throw a bit a France-themed day. Sammy Ameobi tweeted a picture that made his [...]

West Brom’s Peter Odemwingie ends up looking like a bit of a prat over failed QPR move Posted: 01 Feb 2013 12:32 AM PST : New song by Odemwingie “Sign Me Maybe”…”Hey, I just drove here. And this is crazy. I’m in your car park. So sign me maybe” hahaha class — Darron Gibson (@D_gibson4) January 31, 2013 With no outlandish transfers being completed on Transfer Deadline Day, the biggest talking point was Peter Odemwingie’s failed attempt to force [...]

GIF It: Strange Spurs fan pops into Sky Sports News shot Posted: 01 Feb 2013 12:21 AM PST Sky Sports News reporter Paul Gilmour had a tough shift on Transfer Deadline Day. With little going on apart from a few of their players leaving on loan, Tottenham supporters had little interest in what Gilmour had to say. He was battling the noisy banter – pleading for silence at one point – when suddenly [...]

Exclusive video: Arsenal’s transfer negotiations with Malaga for Nacho Monreal Posted: 01 Feb 2013 12:15 AM PST What’d I say? Monreal. What’s it called? Monreal. Monreal, Monreal, Monreal. Great potential for a very camp chant there.

Video: David Beckham confuses his PSG conference with a job interview Posted: 31 Jan 2013 01:10 PM PST Former England skipper David Beckham completed his move to Paris Saint Germain this afternoon – but then appeared to think he was still applying for the job. To be fair he is an unpaid intern for now (his salary is being donated to a children’s charity in Paris), so perhaps he is still angling for [...]

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