Wednesday, April 17, 2013
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- OTP Rebounds: Aston Villa skipper Stiliyan Petrov ‘lucky to be alive’, Cardiff owner favours the Simon Cowell look and Croatian coach steals player’s wallet to buy Jagermeister
- Video: Slurry Arsenal benchwarmer Andrey Arshavin tries to pick a fight
- Your first look at FIFA 14
- Alleged Newcastle horse puncher Barry Rogerson insists he’s an animal lover
- Chelsea players get ‘short shrift’ over Europa League bonus enquiry
- Aston Villa midfielder Fabian Delph would miss birth of child to help relegation fight
- Cardiff City secure promotion to the Premier League, mount impressive pitch invasion
- Video: Everton’s Kevin Mirallas squirts water at Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere
- Sepp Blatter unveils portrait of himself, declares war on baseball
| Posted: 17 Apr 2013 08:06 AM PDT Playing tiki-taka with the interwebs Stiliyan Petrov says he’s lucky to be alive after leukaemia [AVFC TV] Kenyan referee launches £250,000 lawsuit after assault leaves him unable to “enjoy his conjugal rights” [Pies] Cardiff owner Vincent Tan wears his trousers high. Really high [@SavileRogue] Newcastle’s Ryan Taylor could miss all of next season [Guardian] Ex-Dinamo [...] |
| Video: Slurry Arsenal benchwarmer Andrey Arshavin tries to pick a fight Posted: 17 Apr 2013 07:47 AM PDT Andrey Arshavin’s time at Arsenal has generally been a bit of an embarrassment – but this might be a new low. Footage has emerged of a drunk-looking Arshavin staggering around outside a London nightclub, seemingly trying to pick a fight. It appears Arshavin wants to get back into the club to track down a fellow [...] |
| Posted: 17 Apr 2013 06:36 AM PDT The first sneak previews of FIFA 14 have been released – and it promises to be tiki-taka-tastic. Among the new features are four that encourage users to build play through midfield and dictate the tempo of a match. Those features are: Protect The Ball, which will enable players to fend-off and block defenders from the [...] |
| Alleged Newcastle horse puncher Barry Rogerson insists he’s an animal lover Posted: 17 Apr 2013 02:09 AM PDT The Newcastle fan alleged to have punched a horse following last weekend’s derby defeat to Sunderland insists he’s an animal lover. Unemployed factory work Barry Rogerson, aged 45, from Morpeth, reeled off a list of pets and a penchant for feeding foxes in mitigation for his attack on a police horse. He told the Daily [...] |
| Chelsea players get ‘short shrift’ over Europa League bonus enquiry Posted: 17 Apr 2013 01:50 AM PDT Chelsea’s players reportedly got a very prompt reply to their enquiries as to whether they would be in line for a bonus for winning the Europa League. The Champions League holders put out the feelers to see if they would be in-line for a bumper pay day if they won Uefa’s second-tier silverware instead this [...] |
| Aston Villa midfielder Fabian Delph would miss birth of child to help relegation fight Posted: 17 Apr 2013 01:39 AM PDT Fabian Delph says he and his heavily pregnant girlfriend have agreed that he will miss the birth of their first child if it happens during an Aston Villa match. The 23-year-old is due to become a father next month and says he will skip the birth if it means helping Paul Lambert’s side to retain [...] |
| Cardiff City secure promotion to the Premier League, mount impressive pitch invasion Posted: 17 Apr 2013 01:23 AM PDT It’s official: next season the league known to most people outside the UK as the English Premier League will be one-tenth Welsh. Cardiff City last night confirmed their promotion to the top-flight with a 0-0 draw against Charlton. That ensured that they will go up against south Wales rivals Swansea next season. After the final [...] |
| Video: Everton’s Kevin Mirallas squirts water at Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere Posted: 17 Apr 2013 01:11 AM PDT Arsenal and Everton were involved in an angry bust-up at half-time in last night’s 0-0 draw after Kevin Mirallas appeared to squirt water at Jack Wilshere. The Toffees star sneakily fired the water bottle behind him, scoring a direct hit on the Gunners’ midfielder. The incident – dubbed Watergate, naturally – sparked on angry response [...] |
| Sepp Blatter unveils portrait of himself, declares war on baseball Posted: 17 Apr 2013 12:58 AM PDT FIFA president Sepp Blatter is in the Dominican Republic to play his part in the fight against the evils of baseball. Blatter unveiled a portrait of himself before turning his attention to rounders on steroids, a sport so heinous that he can’t even bring himself to utter its name. You see, the sport whose name [...] |
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