Wednesday, May 29, 2013
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- West Brom keeper Ben Foster attempts to decapitate a cameraman during England kit photoshoot
- Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger tells fans that he has signed Lionel Messi
- Jose Mourinho to retain first-team coach Steve Holland when he returns to Chelsea
- Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand’s on-brand #5 abs
- West Ham and Crystal Palace battle for Barcelona defender
- Former Watford owner Laurence Bassini sends gloating text messages following their play-off defeat
- Roberto Martinez set for Everton after confirming he will leave Wigan
| West Brom keeper Ben Foster attempts to decapitate a cameraman during England kit photoshoot Posted: 29 May 2013 06:04 AM PDT The photoshoot for England’s new kit involved getting members of the squad to pretend to do things they weren’t really doing. This is called acting. Goalkeeper Ben Foster didn’t really understand this concept. When he was supposed to be pretending to throw the ball to launch an England attack he instead really threw ball and [...] |
| Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger tells fans that he has signed Lionel Messi Posted: 29 May 2013 02:34 AM PDT Arsene Wenger told Arsenal supporters that he has signed Lionel Messi. Unfortunately for Gooners, he was only joking. He was responding to a tongue-in-cheek question from the amateur cameraman who made the video. He asks: “I've heard of a guy called Messi – can you sign him?" A deadpan Wenger responds: "Yes, we have signed [...] |
| Jose Mourinho to retain first-team coach Steve Holland when he returns to Chelsea Posted: 29 May 2013 01:28 AM PDT Chelsea first-team coach Steve Holland will keep his job when, as widely expected, Jose Mourinho returns to the club. The Special One is due to seal his Stamford Bridge second coming in the next few days. You don’t have to be into soccer betting to realise that the odds of 1/50 mean he is now [...] |
| Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand’s on-brand #5 abs Posted: 29 May 2013 12:53 AM PDT When you’ve built up a media empire around your number 5 shirt number, as Rio Ferdinand has, having a six-pack is just far too off-brand. That’s why Rio appears to have developed a more palatable five-pack. The Manchester United defender’s abs have assembled themselves to sit nicely within brand guidelines. The weird muscular formation was [...] |
| West Ham and Crystal Palace battle for Barcelona defender Posted: 29 May 2013 12:38 AM PDT West Ham and newly promoted Crystal Palace will go head-to-head as they both attempt to bring Barcelona defender Marc Bartra to the Premier League. The young centre-back is best known for his unexpectedly big role in Barca’s depleted backline for the Champions League semi-final against Bayern Munich. The 22-year-old missed a couple of decent chances [...] |
| Former Watford owner Laurence Bassini sends gloating text messages following their play-off defeat Posted: 29 May 2013 12:29 AM PDT Ex-Watford owner Laurence Bassini sent text messages to a local newspaper revelling in the club’s failure to win promotion to the Premier League. Bassini, ousted when current owners the Pozzo family took over, hit the send button to text Watford Observer deputy group sports editor Frank Smith after the final whistle in the Hornets’ defeat [...] |
| Roberto Martinez set for Everton after confirming he will leave Wigan Posted: 28 May 2013 08:57 AM PDT Roberto Martinez appears poised to become the new Everton manager after confirming he will leave relegated Wigan. The FA Cup-winning manager is the hot favourite to replace David Moyes following his decision to join Manchester United. Latics chairman Dave Whelan confirmed that Martinez had sought permission to speak to the Toffees last Friday. He said: [...] |
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