Wednesday, January 13, 2010

SEC Football Blogger

Posted: 12 Jan 2010 10:15 PM PST

Kiffin to go to USC.

Are you surprised? I’m not. What in the world has told you that Lane Kiffin is anything but a man of low moral fiber. The multiple offseason controversies of last season? The fact that two of his hottest recruits rolled up on random people at a gas station for pocket change? Starting Jonathan Crompton?

That was cheap. I’m sorry.

Basically, what I’m saying is, the average football coach is nothing more than a politician. They want to keep the power of their fiefdom. And they will say and do anything to keep it. Until something better comes along.

And for Kiffykins? It was ol’ SC.

I know you’re angry. You have an absolute right to be. You lost a coach who’s actively trying to steal as many recruits as he can as he goes out the door. I don’t think you need to be burning cars? But we all feel sadness in different ways.

But you know what? There’s a way to solve the problem. You get a controversial coach. A coach who actually is a proven winner at a difficult place to play. A coach who has his own built in fanbase.

Who dare I suggest?

Kidding again! h/t: EDSBS