Monday, March 21, 2011
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- The touchline ban: time for a change?
- Video: Brazil under 17 striker Lucas Piazon’s shot literally breaks the net
- Football weekend in numbers
- Tottenham’s Gareth Bale forced to strip for serious undershort violation
- ‘Do Are Ya? Everton fan turns up to the match in hair curlers
- Manchester City fan’s spelling error gives United fans more ammunition
- Video: Jose Mourinho tells Cristiano Ronaldo to shut-up (Real Madrid v Atletico Madrid)
- Football Lookalikes: Mike Phelan and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
- Video: Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson and his really old phone
- Top 10 conclusions Premier League weekend 19-20 March
| The touchline ban: time for a change? Posted: 21 Mar 2011 07:00 AM PDT Effect of Fergie’s punishment almost negligible Last week Alex Ferguson was given a three match touchline ban for comments he made about referee Martin Atkinson: “It’s hard to take, we didn’t deserve that. You hope you get a really strong referee in games like this. It was a major game for both clubs and you [...]
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| Video: Brazil under 17 striker Lucas Piazon’s shot literally breaks the net Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:13 AM PDT Netbuster! You know how before every match the assistant referees going prodding around the goal with their flag? Well, we reckon one of the linesmen at this under 17s match between Brazil and Paraguay might be facing the chop after a pretty serious oversight on his behalf. Brazil striker Lucas Piazon managed to break the [...]
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| Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:01 AM PDT Arsenal’s failings, Blades success, and leaky defences 11 – Premier League goals conceded by Manchester City in the last 15 minutes of games. This is 41% of their goals conceded 28 – Premier League games without a clean sheet for West Brom 10 – Points dropped by Arsenal against promoted teams. Man United and Chelsea [...]
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| Tottenham’s Gareth Bale forced to strip for serious undershort violation Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:00 AM PDT A load of pants Spurs star Gareth Bale had to treat the White Hart Lane faithful to a peek at his Y-fronts after falling victim to a FIFA directive on the colour of undershorts. At a recent high-powered meeting of football’s governing body it was reiterated that “if undershorts are worn, they must be the [...]
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| ‘Do Are Ya? Everton fan turns up to the match in hair curlers Posted: 21 Mar 2011 03:49 AM PDT Looking good If you have ever been shopping in Liverpool at the weekend you will know that a worryingly large proportion of the city’s female population believe that Saturday’s are for wandering round in hair curlers and often pyjamas. This woman decided to follow her outing to Primark with a trip to Goodison Park to [...]
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| Manchester City fan’s spelling error gives United fans more ammunition Posted: 21 Mar 2011 03:34 AM PDT Que sera, sera Manchester United supporters’ suggestions that their city rivals have no pedigree when it comes to winning silverware were given a big boost by this Manchester City fan, who managed to spell Wembley wrong on his handwritten banner!
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| Video: Jose Mourinho tells Cristiano Ronaldo to shut-up (Real Madrid v Atletico Madrid) Posted: 21 Mar 2011 03:20 AM PDT Real big mouth Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho was forced to tell Cristiano Ronaldo to shut his gob during the Madrid derby against Atletico. While all his team-mates celebrated Mesut Ozil giving Real a 2-0 lead, Ronaldo started moaning to the match officials that he had not been awarded a penalty a few moments earlier. [...]
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| Football Lookalikes: Mike Phelan and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Posted: 21 Mar 2011 03:04 AM PDT Fergie nose best After Manchester United beat Bolton on Saturday one thing we couldn’t help noticing about Mike Phelan was that he had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. The United assistant might want to ask Javier Hernandez if he can borrow whatever facial product [...]
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| Video: Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson and his really old phone Posted: 21 Mar 2011 02:47 AM PDT Technophobe After hearing the outcome of his disciplinary hearing last week, Sir Alex Ferguson headed straight for Argos to invest in a pair of their cheapest telephones. The Manchester United boss – banned from the touchline for five matches – shunned mobiles or earpieces to communicate with first team coach René Meulensteen via the medium [...]
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| Top 10 conclusions Premier League weekend 19-20 March Posted: 21 Mar 2011 02:27 AM PDT 1. David Luiz is racing away from Fernando Torres in the goalscoring stakes. 2. They didn’t have protractors at Luis Suarez’s school. 3. Manuel Almunia is still very seriously afflicted by his Jens Lehmann complex. And we don’t expect the issue to leave him in the near future with the veteran German looking increasingly likely [...]
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