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What we learned about the SEC…

Posted: 30 Nov 2009 07:07 PM PST

 What we learned about the SEC…

So now the season is basically done except for the single greatest game in the history of college football. (Alternate title? THE TEBOCALYPSE). I’m going to tell you this. What I want and what I think will happen? It’s going to be different.

Vanderbilt: Luck always balances out. Always. They were lucky in 2008. Not so much this year.
Mississippi State: I would give Dan Mullen coach of the year for getting to five wins. But I have no voting power. So yeah…
Kentucky: Randall Cobb is a force of nature. So long as he’s healthy? They have a punchers chance in each and every game they play. And he still has two more years of eligibility.
Auburn: There’s a lot to like if nobody snaps up Gus Malzahn as a head coach. Chris Todd was fine most of the year. Except for those final 86 seconds in the Arn Bowl? Those were indefensibly awful.
Arkansas: Most of the offense comes back. Ryan Mallett. Dennis Johnson. The indestructible wide receiver Joe Adams. On experience alone? They could be the victims of the magazine sleeper jinx.
South Carolina: For what it’s worth? All they really lose is Eric Norwood. If Spurrier gave a damn? There would be blood.
Tennessee: The coach may have a mouth that writes checks his team can’t cash? But they can recruit. And for a franchise that was atrophied? He’ll get them on the right track if they can avoid idiots thinking a Prius as a getaway car. Also? Jonathan Crompton is going to get drafted. And not as a joke either.
Georgia: Winning the rivalry game does not heal all wounds, but wrecking the Paper BEEEEEEEEEEEEEES can help heal many of them. 
LSU: Les Miles winning, by a field goal? OUTRAGEATORIOUS!
Ole Miss: A fern could have coached a five win season out of this team. Getting eight is not an impressive feat.
Florida: You beat an infirm old man into unemployment. That’s a real Christian thing to do, Tim Tebow.
Alabama: Could they have peaked on that game winning drive in the Arn Bowl? I’ll answer that question later. That drive was impressive. Damned impressive. 

My projection will come shortly. WHOO.

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