Wednesday, December 1, 2010

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• Barcelona and Real Madrid – El Classico Fallout
• Jermaine Jenas leaves a birthday snowman in Alan Hutton’s car
• Video: Robbie Savage dances The Sprinkler in honour of England’s cricketers
• OTP adopts Madron FC – the worst team in Britain
• Ian Holloway demands knighthoods and Royal Wedding invites for his players
• Mahamadou Diarra refuses to play for Real Madrid
• OTP Podcast: Episode 2 – Mad For Madron
• Aston Villa striker Gabriel Agbonhalor too buff for Gerard Houllier’s liking
• Gary Lineker confesses to pooing his pants on the pitch (with video evidence)
• Midweek fun and games: Premier League Appearances A-Z

Barcelona and Real Madrid – El Classico Fallout Posted: 01 Dec 2010 06:43 AM PST Effing Hell Classico One thing is for certain, Barcelona are the form team in world football. The pomp and verve displayed on Monday night will not have sent shockwaves through Surope, but only because their dominance and class is utterly accepted. But less about the winners; what of the losers? What went wrong? And, more [...]

Jermaine Jenas leaves a birthday snowman in Alan Hutton’s car Posted: 01 Dec 2010 06:29 AM PST Spurs snow sniggers Faced with an abundance of snow and the need to find a suitable birthday prank for team-mate Alan Hutton, Tottenham midfielder Jermaine Jenas made use of the elements to build a snowman on the driver’s seat of Hutton’s gas guzzler. Jenas very kindly snapped the chilly chap behind the while and posted [...]

Video: Robbie Savage dances The Sprinkler in honour of England’s cricketers Posted: 01 Dec 2010 06:01 AM PST Just weird In case you couldn’t tell, Derby County’s training session was snowed off today. Finding himself at a loose end, midfielder Robbie Savage filmed himself dancing The Sprinkler to Duck Sauce’s irritating hit Barbra Streisand. At one point Sav even replaces Barbra Streisand with his own name. He dedicates his moves to England’s cricketers [...]

OTP adopts Madron FC – the worst team in Britain Posted: 01 Dec 2010 04:28 AM PST Everyone loves an underdog Remember last week we told you about Cornish village side Madron FC? Just to recap, they lost a match in the Mining Division 55-0. OTP pondered whether they were the worst side in Britain. Well, a week on and a 22-0 defeat later, Madron manager Alan Davenport is inclined to agree [...]

Ian Holloway demands knighthoods and Royal Wedding invites for his players Posted: 01 Dec 2010 03:43 AM PST Blackpool boss hands out some right royal plaudits After his understated (bordering on sedated) start to the season, Blackpool manager Ian Holloway is getting back into his stride with his zany quotes. This is his second post on OTP in two days, so he must be doing something right. This time Olly has been suggesting [...]

Mahamadou Diarra refuses to play for Real Madrid Posted: 01 Dec 2010 02:29 AM PST Mahama-dou you think im sexy? The El Classico on Monday night was a farce for Real Madrid, this much is clear. Embarassed in front of a baying Nou Camp crowd, The Special One Jose Mourinho had to sit back (bend over) and take it, presumably in a foul mood from the moment that Iniesta put [...]

OTP Podcast: Episode 2 – Mad For Madron Posted: 01 Dec 2010 02:25 AM PST Tick, tick, tick… BOOM! Otp Podcast – Ep.2 Mad For Madron by Off The Post on Mixcloud On this week’s show, we’ve bagged the managerial interview everyone wanted to hear. Not a one-on-one with Fergie, but Alan Davenport – manager of Madron FC (the team that got spanked 55-0 last weekend). As you’ll hear, the [...]

Aston Villa striker Gabriel Agbonhalor too buff for Gerard Houllier’s liking Posted: 01 Dec 2010 02:07 AM PST The Muscles From Bru…m Gabriel Agbonlahor has been told to lay off the weights by his Aston Villa manager Gerard Houllier. The Frenchman is concerned his speedy striker is getting a bit too ripped for his own good. In a bid to successfully become the anti-Martin O’Neill, Houllier has pulled the plug on Agbonlahor’s bodybuilding [...]

Gary Lineker confesses to pooing his pants on the pitch (with video evidence) Posted: 01 Dec 2010 01:43 AM PST MOTD host’s dirty, dirty secret Gary Lineker has revealed on radio that he did a poo on the pitch during England’s Italia 90 match against the Republic of Ireland. The Match of the Day presenter made his full and frank confession during an interview with Radio Five Live’s Ian Payne. He had been suffering with [...]

Midweek fun and games: Premier League Appearances A-Z Posted: 01 Dec 2010 12:55 AM PST Only to be read if you made it into work As I sit in Nottingham, there is four inches of snow on the ground, and it is more than enough for colleagues to act as if there is a drift that has forced them to not just remain in their homes, but in their beds [...]

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